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1.下班,和几个同事一起去槐树林子捋槐花,刚爬到树上,我手机响了。一女同事从我放在树下的上衣口袋里掏出手机递不上来,我就让她接电话。结果只听这二货同事说:“你老公在采花呢,哈哈哈,。。。他现在在我上面。。。。。”操,你給我好好说清楚,不然老子怎么回家呀

2.一起喝酒 一高兴大家都喝高了 内向的老三乘着酒劲儿 跟一妹子表白了 妹子答应了 。。。第二天 老三找我哭诉 “昨天的酒白喝了,本来她都答应了 结果今天早上去找她 ,她说昨天喝断片儿了

3.小时候家里穷,喜欢一款玩具,我爸却舍不得买。 我问:“你不是说过,再苦不能苦孩子吗?” 最终我爸还是咬咬牙,对我说:“那你就快点长大吧”
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