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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、司机:雾大啥都看不到,过个大路口红灯离远,到路中心才发现红灯咋整。
      交警:你都看不到红灯,摄像头十有八九也拍不到。

2、菩提祖师见猴王长得像个猢狲,便给他取了个姓氏为“孙”。
      至于名字,祖师抬头望了望天色,皱着眉头说道:“干脆你就叫雾空吧。”

3、世界上最远的距离,不是生与死的距离,而是我在北京街头牵着你的手,却看不见你。

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