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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、哥们儿:在哪呢?星期天有事没?
我:有事也没事吧,咋了?
哥们儿:那啥,我这边有个美女,星期天想你帮我她陪一天!
我:我没事!
一会儿哥们儿把他六岁闺女给我放下,出去办事了。。。

2、男A:你家经济大权谁掌握啊?
男B:当然是我了,老婆每个月的零用钱都是我给她发的。
男A:这么厉害。那你每个月给她多少够花?
男B:赚多少发多少呗!

3、断网了,打电话找宽带的小哥来修。
他进来捣腾一遍说:“网没问题是路由器坏了。”
我说:“啊,是吗?怎么会突然坏呢?刚才还好好的上网,突然就打不开任何网页了。”
小哥抬头冲我凄凉一笑:电子产品坏起来没有预兆的,和女人变心一样。

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