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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、听说用盐水泡脚,可以强身健体,我晚上回到家,
把两勺盐放到了我的足浴盆里,也不知道合不合适,
用嘴喝了两口,觉得淡点,又加了几勺盐放到嘴里尝尝,嗯,这次味道还可以。

2、在餐馆吃饭,看见对面不远处有一美女,我喜欢的类型,
正在想着怎么搭讪,这时美女已经吃完起身往外走了,可是我还没想好,
竟然不知所措了,正当美女走到我身边时,我竟然不由自主的伸出腿,把她绊倒了。。。

3、昨晚上做梦梦到丢了50块钱,还好今天午睡的时候又捡回来了。
今晚不敢睡了,要是再丢,估计就没那么好运气再捡到了。

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