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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.

“我姓黄，在秋风中出生。我叫黄中出”

2.

手滑打开美团外卖：哦！这真是天意！手滑打开运动软件：不好意思点错了！

3.

周末想跟同学一起去吃火锅 然后我说我们AA吧 她说我们AB吧 你A我舔着个B脸吃

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