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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、经理问:那你为什么会迟到?员工吃惊地看着经理说:昨日你不是告诉我们,做人要后到!
2、话说前几天杭州多名土豪开豪华赛车在街道狂飙,当时我也在场,比赛还没开始,就看到Police来了,吓得我链条都都蹬断了,麻痹的,硬是推着自开车回来的!
3、一次看球赛,曼联赢了一场比赛,乐得我手舞足蹈,老婆很不明白地说:干吗呀?至于么?我说:我兴(姓)奋!,老婆毫无表情地看了看我说:什么时候改姓了?

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