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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、跟老妈吵架,妈妈摔门走了,我在房间哭。老爸过来安慰我,“脾气得改改,那么不懂事。别哭了,爸给你买零食,想吃啥?”“牛肉干、话梅、干拌面、果冻、豆沙饼、酸奶、冰激凌……”老爸打断我,说:“算了我还是出去哄你妈吧!”
2、去医院看医生,拿着社保卡交费时,护士看了看卡上的照片,疑惑地问道:怎么看着不像你啊?我冷静地回了一句:请以实物为准。
3、老婆跟我说,以后工资卡都要上交。我不服,就问为什么。老婆淡定地说:咱们家也得响应国家的号召,让一部分人先富起来!

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嗯,让一部分人先富起来,这个操作可以有啊

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